I’m pretty convinced the creativity of Twitter application developers knows no bounds. Yesterday I stumbled upon a few-months-old app called Cursebird, a real-time feed of people swearing on Twitter (via Christina Gayle). Not entirely sure how this advances humanity as a whole, but it’s pretty fun. I ran some of my favorite Tweeps through Cursebird to see just how colorful their tweets are. In descending order of profanity — enjoy.
@lisabarone swears like a George Carlin Wannabe
Ranked: 4,919th worldwide Swears: 204 Score: 100 of 100
@rhea swears like an Enthusiastic Porn Star
Ranked: 84,356th worldwide Swears: 31 Score: 96 of 100
@ambercadabra swears like a Scottish Comedian
Ranked: 203,667th worldwide Swears: 14 Score: 91 of 100
@thebrandbuilder swears like a Gangsta Rapper
Ranked: 313,027th worldwide Swears: 9 Score: 86 of 100
@rockstarjen swears like a Drunken Sailor
Ranked: 521,164th worldwide Swears: 5 Score: 77 of 100
@davidspinks swears like Eric Cartman
Ranked: 565,910th worldwide Swears: 4 Score: 75 of 100
@arikhanson swears like a Construction Worker
Ranked: 740,255th worldwide Swears: 3 Score: 67 of 100
@davefleet swears like a Primary School Teacher
Ranked: 1,564,183rd worldwide Swears: 1 Score: 30 of 100
@amymengel swears like a Children’s TV Presenter
Ranked: 1,405,829th worldwide Swears: 1 Score: 37 of 100
@karenrussell swears like a Horse Whisperer
Ranked: 2,089,041st worldwide Swears: 1 Score: 6 of 100
@mikepilarz swears like a Mute
Ranked: Bottom Swears: 0 Score: Lame of 100
Now get the eff back to work!